O M O T H E R . . .
Talk about a Lesbian Avalanche. This week every drinker from the furry cup of pop is going Loco in a desperate attempt to boost their dead as a Do-Do career.
And guess which beaver cleaner has jumped on the Lesbo Express without a pink ticket? Well, its none other than Sinead No hit since 1990 O Conner. Yep, weve got a live one!
Sinead broke the news to me exclusively from a Womens yoga festival.
She told me "I am a lesbian, I have not been comfortable with that fact until recently. I have striven to be straight and to hide myself. But I have failed miserably with men. I love men, but I prefer romantic relationships with women. Im sorry, but at least Im outing myself."
So there you have it, the whole pop apple is riddled with gay pips. Can I just say that I can completely understand where Sinead is coming from. I too prefer sex with women, but thats because Im a six foot blonde Love bomb who like my father, is hung like a donkey. (Yes, my father was hung like a donkey. It was Spain 1983, when he was caught shop lifting!)
God, if this Lesbian flood carries on at this rate, next theyll be telling me KD Lang is queer!