N A K E D C H E F . . .
Hes hot, hes sexy, hes AWIGHT mate! Jamie Oliver, alias The Naked Chef, `Jammy Bastard Wide Boy who cant put a foot wrong at the moment has just secured a 2 album deal with Sony Records.
Now Im not really a fan of all this TV chef bollocks, however, anyone who can stop that annoying heres how we cook an egg Delia Smith is awight by me However, there is a limit, and I think this is a prime example of how ridiculous the music business is!
The man seems like a right diamond geezer, however its obvious to any half baked human being that the man aint no pop star. I mean for crying out loud, hes not even a musician, he plays the drums for christssake! HELLO !
But, and its a big but, heres the catch - the first album is a compilation of, wait for it TRACKS TO COOK TO yes, strike while the irons hot, thats what they say. "Just put your name to it son, let our marketing team do the rest !"
Lets face it Olly, this time next year, you wont be flavour of the month, so we wont have to release your own pile of poo. Whats the saying .Take the money and run!
Yes, another fine "stitch-you-up Sony deal .but dont worry Jamie, youll get your cut! enough to keep you in drum sticks for the rest of your life!