B A D L Y W R I T T E N S O N G S . . .
The Mercury awards were held this week, and if anyone is at all interested, some donkey who looks like a peasant with a tea cosy on his head won .
His name is Badly Drawn Boy.
Come on, do we really need another awards ceremony ? The Mercury Music Awards really are the
Worthington Cup of the music industry, arent they ? I mean, if they were really anything more than that, it wouldnt be shown on C4 (so late at night, that only paedophiles and perverts are watching) and only reported in the right on Julian Guardian.
Last year some bumbling Indian with a bongo won this prestigious music award and look who won it this year . Swampy by the looks of it. And, I wouldnt be at all surprised if some really cool new artist wins it next year whos called Badly Written Songs and whose entire album is made up of sounds created by rubbing two conkers together.
That really would be worthy of any award going. (And by the way, Mr Badly Drawn Boy, if I were you, I wouldnt go around throwing that £20,000 cheque away, as your river boat will probably need some installation come Christmas, you F**king gypsy !)
And, what is it with this band ColdPlay ? They were runners up this year and I dont want to come across as scrooge, but you cant build a career around only one song, especially when you look like a bunch of geeks from University Challenge.