F I N E P A I R . . .
For once, Geri Halliwell is in the news for all the right reasons this week : her tits!
Yep, this week her massive talents were awarded 'best pair of breasts' by women all over the world in some boring sewing and knitting magazine. (And whoever's stupid idea of mixing sewing and tits together has a lot to answer for, because I soon lost my concentration and ended up sewing my hand to my leg!).
Anyway, Ive got to say, they are in great shape! (Unlike my balaclava leg). Her face may look as if it belongs to a pig thats suffering from ring worm, but at least her thrupney bits can still do a very good impression of two pink policemans helmets on a cold winters morning.
Sometimes you wonder where Geri would be without them ..behind the till at Asda one suspects! But, someone whod never be behind a till at Asda, is the gorgeous Jennifer Lopez, whos tits came just behind Geris (what a thought !) in the poll. And this week its been announced that Puff was set to marry his bitch by giving her a diamond studded ring. (No, not the type Elton John recently had fitted).
However, if I was Jennifer, Id make sure her ring of love wasnt hooky, because already this year, Puffs Company Bad Ass has also been subject to a trading standards investigation, after it was reported he was making children as young as four, work in sweat houses whilst making his t-shirts. However, Puff was later cleared from this charge, after cops agreed with him that there was no problem, because the poor little monkeys knew exactly what they were doing, and the t-shirts were of a, very high standard!