G O I N G D O W N . . .
New Year eh readers? A time of fun and happiness. A time to look at the future and forget the past. Well, if youre Puff Daddy this week, then the past is definitely coming back to haunt you.
No, Im not talking about that time you and your friend Jimmy went camping in 1983 and decided to play tunnels and trains. Im talking about a certain court case that could land you in prison for fifteen years if youre found guilty of a crime you swear you did not commit. Let me remind you.
The words gun shooting and night clubwere involved.
This week, whilst shooting anything that moved in his private zoo, Puff told me: "The scariest thing in the world is to be accused of a crime you did not commit". (No, Puff, its actually seeing my Uncle Reggie playing a nude version of pin the tail on the donkey with his friends from the village).
Puff also paid tribute to his cracking bit of ruff Jennifer Lopez. He said: "Shes been so supportive. She believes my innocence, shes my rock. Although, if push came to shove Id have to tell the judge that she pulled the trigger and it was her gun".