B E N D E R G E N D E R . .
Its a story that really reminds me of the night I found out the awful truth about my Aunt Beryl (who has since become my Uncle Bert, if you get my drift).
Yep, this week I can exclusively reveal that Lisa Scott Lee from Steps is slowly turning into a man. You dont believe me do you? Well, weve just received stunning photographic evidence that I feel will back up our stunning revelation.
The singer is clearly seen with a huge stiffy on the front cover of Steps latest single: 'Its The Way You Make Me Feel' (And, if youre thinking this wont stand up in court, judging by the size of it readers, it would stand up anywhere!)
This has all the hallmarks of a sex change. I should know, because I was there that fateful night we discovered my aunt Beryls darkest secret. I knew shed had her jam dougnut turned into a banana split, as soon as I clapped eyes on the bulge in her mini skirt whilst we chatted away at Grannys 80th birthday party.
I jokingly asked her if she had a gun in her pocket, but the old battlewagon wasnt in a joking mood, as she instantly turned around and announced to everyone present that it was in fact her massive cock.
This is not the first time weve revealed a celebrity sex change. In 1981, Insiders exclusively revealed that the lead singer of a new band called Culture Club, a certain Boy George, was actually a man dressed up as a woman. Nothing escapes us.