F O OT A N D M O U T H . . .
And what a huge disappointment it was
Now, any farmer out there who is currently watching his livelihood being destroyed by foot n mouth disease, can rest in peace as I think I may have found the original source of the outbreak.
Yep, Geri Halliwell certainly looked as if shed contracted a crippling disease that has left her looking a lot like the last leg of lamb in the butchers on Christmas Eve.
This is definitely one dumb animal that needs to be thrown on to a large meat bonfire somewhere in Somerset. (And if Mel C is reading this, those huge mounds of animal flesh that are currently on fire should be avoided at all costs as they are riddled with disease. They are not giant Bar-B-Qs.
Anyway, enough current affairs, because up next was our favourite comedian Eninem.