S C O O B Y D O O . . .
This week that randy little monkey Shaggy has confessed that he wept with joy the last time he made love.
And after making love to my wife for thirteen hours (Shaggy, not me), the number one singing sensation told me: "I dont cry often, but this was a special moment, I was holding out for a long time!"
I also know what its like to cry during sex, but I dont think you really want to know about the night Marc Almond and I spent together in a Lebanese brothel!
Shaggy of course has seen his career go from strength to strength already this year. Only last month, even Nick Berry was out selling him! but now hes back at number one with his massive hit single It wasnt me, which tells how the sex crazed donkey keeps cheating on his wife with anything in a skirt!
And last night when my wife Tina asked if I had been having sex with her sister Nina, I instantly replied: I didnt do it. However, I was made to look quite the fool when she produced hard DNA evidence that suggests that Ninas unborn triplets definitely were mine.
I just dont know how Shaggy gets away with it.